- Mom: are you ready to leave
- Me: yeah hold on
- 5 minutes later
- Me: Okay I'm ready
- Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
- me: omg did i reply too fast
- me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them
- me:
i want to cook food but i don’t want to clean the pans afterwards
life
(via maggsturbate)
